They call her “The Queen of Face”…..

Bombshell Betty's Pin-Up Workshop

Photo from Bombshell Betty’s Pin-Up Workshop

Miss If-N’-Whendy, being a poor orphan, was dropped on the doorstep of a French convent sometime in the mid-eighties. A rebel from the start, the nuns couldn’t wait to be rid of little Whendy, who could always be found blaspheming with the holy water and teaching the other orphans how to bump n’ grind. When she came of age, Whendy was booted from the convent and set forth to shimmy her way across the world seeking all manner of seedy venues and dark cabarets. She made her home on the Barbary Coast and has been shakin’ it  around the Bay Area for 5 years. She has performed in San Francisco, Santa Cruz, Oakland, Los Angeles, and at Viva Las Vegas. She also co-produces a monthly burlesque show, DIVA or Die Burlesque, with her partner-in-sparkly-crime Red Velvet.

In the not-so-distant past she was the shyest of all the wallflowers, but she peeled herself right of that wall for your libidinous pleasure. You’re welcome.

Onstage she embodies classic glamor and edgy weirdness. Her irreverent humor and tongue-in-cheek style make her a true pleasure to behold! Inquiring minds desired some Whendy trivia, so we set a few questions for her to answer. See below.

Yours in Delicious Voyeurism,

The Captain

 

This is where Whendy gives us some Fun Facts….

-I’m a trained dancer, began at the age of 2. Ballet, tap, jazz, some aerial circus arts and the bump n’ grind. And when I say “trained”, I mean I learned the rules and take great pleasure in breaking them.

-I am a proud Crazy Cat Lady. My two idiot fur-children are Buckles T. and LadyFace. Don’t judge.

-I often have a bottle of fake blood in my purse. You know, just in case.

-Special skills include: sailor knots, MIG welding, crafting and painting like a BOSS,  cat wrangling, ambidextrous-ness, winning spelling bees and making some fucking delicious risotto.

You want to learn more? Of course you do! I guess you’ll just have to read the blog…

2 comments

  1. violet streak · February 24, 2011

    Im filing you under AWESOME

  2. Adam · September 7, 2012

    Hey,
    I’ve noticed you post a lot of great content about burlesque and your life around the Bay Area. I’m working for a new start-up called HeyLets and we’re trying to get people excited about doing what you do. We want our users to rediscover their city through mini-recommendations from people with similar interests and hopefully pay it forward. I was wondering, would you be interested in sharing some of your positive experiences in your community with us? We’d love to hear what you have to say and help you promote your blog.
    Drop me a line if you’re interested in more info: adam@heylets.com
    Thanks for your time and keep up the good work!
    -Adam

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