Hello Children!

The Nefarious Miss If-N’-Whendy here!

Greetings, Cats and Kittens! I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, actually. But, being technologically inept it’s taken ol’ Whendy a damn long time to figure out .  As usual, Bombshell Betty lit a fire under my ass!  I am currently enrolled in Bombshell Betty’s Intensive 1 class and one of our assignments was to start an “internet presence” for ourselves. I already have a Facebook page, (“Like” me. DO IT.), so Betty said I should start up a blog.

Anyway! Welcome to the blog of If-N’-Whendy!  Your one-stop-shop for chills, thrills and laughs (I hope).  Consider this blog as your Drunken Burlesque Society Column. I’ll tell you about awesome events on our raunchy calendar, crafty how-to’s, what shows I went to, who was there, what they wore and how they took it off.

And this is where I say this blog is rated M for Mature. I fully plan on swearing, I can’t possibly be asked to contain myself. And, I’m a burlesque performer. If breasts offend you, STOP READING NOW!

I say “Society Column”, not “Petty-Bitchy-Gossip-McMean Pants” Column. Yes, I have my own spectacular brand of wit and sarcasm and I do consider myself to be a “shit talker”, but never tearing down the amazing men and women of this delightful underground that we inhabit. Unless it’s someone like that guy Randy kicked out of the Uptown that one time. I will talk smack about you if you’re a creeper.

I digress, as usual. I’ve seen so many amazing acts at different Burlesque shows around the city; from girls twirling hoops to guys eating glass; and I want to share them all with YOU! And when possible I will include links to websites or events and performers in order to show you what incredible live theatre you need to go see! Turn off your TV, come have a drink and check out some of the best entertainment in San Francisco! And then read my blog to see what you missed or whether you were mentioned 🙂

See you at the Burly-Q!

Whendy

 

 

 

 

2 comments

  1. Bombshell Betty · February 16, 2011

    Haha! I love it. I am breathlessly waiting for more!!!

  2. Lezzie McFaggerson · February 18, 2011

    You are ADORABLE! Yay blog!

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